When I was in high school, there was an anti-drug commercial on television that I'm sure you must remember. It went like this:
Scene One: Sizzling butter in a frying pan. A voice says, "This is drugs."
Scene Two: An egg is dropped into the sizzling butter. A voice says, "This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"
Now as an adult, I've scripted a more modern version of the above commercial as it pertains to my life. Ready? Here goes:
This is my friend Lou (second from the right):
This is my friend Lou on WINE: