Sunday, May 31, 2009

Wanted: Sponsor. Must Possess Ability To Wrestle Carbs Out Of My Hand

You know how people like to personalize the wallpaper on their computer screens?

Usually as their backgrounds they utilize something "normal" like a picture of their kids, their pets, their significant others, or a nice scene from a previous vacation destination.

Not me.

I use food porn. Observe:

Yep. Every time I turn on the computer, it's a fresh pizza (brick oven, of course) with arugula, diced tomatoes, olive oil, basil, and buffalo mozzarella, that I see.

I think I may need a support group. Anyone know where the local chapter of the Food Whores of America meets for their weekly meeting? Seriously. I think I'm qualified to be their president.


H.K. said...

I think you should should start your own chapter! You start one on the East Coast and I'll start one here on the West Coast.

Sally said...

Excellent! Now we only need a representative for the midwest!

Heather said...

Sorry I am already the President of "Food Whores of America"...maybe you could be VP? By the way, we are looking for a good pimp. Any suggestions?