Happy Monday everyone! Please do not respond, "Bite me." I know it's Monday and the workweek stress has begun. But, I am trying to start the week on a positive note, kay?
I am very excited to start my post with a blogging award that I received from my pal and fellow blogger, H.K..
Thank you, H.K.! If you haven't read her blog before, you must! She's a Mom, a wife, and a writer. And, she's NICE...just like me :) Stop laughing.
Isn't it perty?
And because I am a drama queen and a ham, here I am accepting my award:
I know, I know. I could potentially benefit from some psychological assistance. Heard it before. Moving on...
Any-who, it is so rewarding to be acknowledged.....And even though I am perfectly happy talking to myself (most times), it is nice to know that when I am blogging, people out there are relating what I have to say. It's humbling to me that my blog entries inspire people to ask themselves those great philosophical questions like, "How did my ass get this big?"
So, to thank my readers (all three of you), as well as my fellow bloggers, I am hosting my first ever BLOG GIVE-AWAY! OH MY GOD! THE EXCITEMENT IS JUST TOO MUCH! Call your friends, call your family, call anyone who likes free stuff!! And here are the three prizes (yep, all three) that are up for grabs:
Prize 1: a brand new copy of this fantastic WW cookbook (BTW, I have one and I LOVE it):
Prize 2: a bamboo cutting board (11.5" x 13.5" x .75"), *personalized with your name, weight, and/or bra size (I'm kidding...Just wanted to see if you were still paying attention):
Prize 3: a Rabbit Wine Opener ($40.00 Value), *for your drinking pleasure, also personalized
Now, to enter this give-away, here's what you have to do:
* If you have a blog (or are on Facebook or Twitter), share the fun by mentioning this give-away there.
* Also, you all know that I am a foodie and I struggle with my weight and food choices sometimes. Duh. Really? If you can relate, I want you to leave me a comment (or e-mail) answering this question: What is the CRAZIEST thing you have ever eaten in a fit of hunger (quality or quantity)?
Was it an eclair that you dug out of the trash like George Costanza? Or, a piece of chocolate cake that was lying right on top of the crap in your kitchen garbage pail, like Miranda Hobbes? Or, did you just grab an extra pork chop out of the serving dish and shovel it down before your husband came back from the bathroom (so he wouldn't see), like my sister (my birthday's coming...not mentioning her name)?
The winners will be chosen on June 30th at random (names in a hat) from the list of commenters. So, get thinking....and spill those beans!!!
Oh, and one more thing. I'd like to pass my award on to five fellow bloggers who I truly admire. They are funny, poignant, real, relatable, and just plain awesome. Be sure to check them out:
1. Fat Bridesmaid
2. Bitch Cakes
3. Jason. For The Love of God
4. Questions For Dessert
5. Happy Fun Pants
Thanks for playing!