My friend Lou has really been harping on me about turning 40.
He has been taunting me, really.
Three weeks ago, Lou and his wife Linda (who is merely guilty by association) gave me a basket filled with birthday presents (one for everyday this month). These presents have included (but are not limited to) a mystery meat log, a shot glass that says Beauty Enhancer, and yesterday's ultra thoughtful gift, a Barack Obama Stimulus Package Condom. Nice.
I wanted to thank Lou for his *cough, cough* generosity. So, I sent him a thank you card...to work...in this envelope:
That's right, peeps. I may be approaching 40.
But at least I'm not the town freak (according to the U.S. Postal Service).