DIET: Did I eat that?
Um, yeah! And everything else in sight, you pig!
*me, talking to myself....*
I am not a weight loss blogger. I never could be and I never will be.
My eating habits are abominable and I should be stoned beyond recognition if I even tried to give weight loss advice.
I will make this confession, though. I read lots of blogs about good health, weight loss, and nutrition. I love them. I am addicted to them. And I celebrate the successes that their authors revel in. I honestly do. I want these blogs to motivate me.....enough to take action in my own life. But the truth is, they're not working. Nothing is. I continue to live my life everyday making poor food choices and not really giving a rat's ass about what effects my eating habits are having on my health or my body.
Well, that's not entirely true. I suppose I give a tiny rat's ass. But, still....
Well, I am going to drag my sorry, cannoli eating, unmotivated ass back to Weight Watchers AGAIN....for the quadrillionth time.
I am hoping that somehow, someway, I will snap out of this funk and put healthy eating and exercise back on my agenda, where I so desperately need it to be.
In the meantime, I'll leave you with these:
Big Pocketbook = Small Ass
I really like this next one.....
If you can't hide the big ass, decorate it with sequins. Yeah, sure. That'll draw the attention away from my ginormous caboose.
And finally, because I am feeling quite vulgar and disappointed in myself at the moment, here's my all time favorite:
I'm in a mood. I will try to be nicer tomorrow. Promise.