Sometimes my husband listens to me.
Like that one time....about....um....two years ago, when I told him about an article that I read which detailed the health benefits of including lycopene in your diet (which is found in tomato products) if you are a male and want to reduce your risk of developing prostate cancer.
Yeah. Like I said, SOMETIMES he listens to me. But, like his hearing, he does so selectively.
Case in point....Our one sided conversation during lunch yesterday:
Hubby: (as he was eating his whole wheat pasta with tomato sauce) This pasta sauce is good for me, right?
Me: (nodding yes...mouth was full...couldn't talk)
Hubby: What is it good for again?
Me: (mouth full...couldn't talk...POINTING TO HIS LAP)
Hubby: Oh, yeah....THE TESTICLES....
Me: (laughing my flipping ass off while trying not to choke on my pasta)
Me: NOT YOUR TESTICLES! YOUR PROSTATE! (followed by uncontrollable laughter)
Hubby: Oh.....(pensively staring at me for a minute as I bust a gut)....You're going to put this on your blog, aren't you?
Me: Do testicles come in pairs? Bahahahahahahahaha (again with the uncontrollable laughter)!!!!
I hope he never uses this against me in a court of law...you know...as proof of cruel and unusual punishment or something....Bahahahahahaha!