In lieu of my usual, ultra educational blog posts (C'mon! Who else teaches you about Hose Monsters?), I'd like to share with you an email that I received from my good friend, Barbara.
Here you have it:
WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY
There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses. The results were pretty interesting:
*30% of women think their ass is too fat
*10% of women think their ass is too skinny
The remaining 60% say they don't care. They love him, he's a good man, and they wouldn't trade him for the world.
Here's wishing you all (and your asses) a very Happy Columbus Day weekend, my friends!