The following is a recent Facebook conversation between me and my friend, Judi. She's my Soul Sista.
I don't care what anyone says. Rick Springfield is still HOTTTTTTT!
I cannot believe he is SIXTY!!!
I know! WTF?
I never thought he was that much older than us. And I also forgot that he is Australian.
He is 20 years older than us!
Well I must listen to him on Oprah right now so I can hear his accent.
You can't hear it. He hides it.
Right? That accent is a powerful tool! And he hides it...the dumb ass.
I know, WTF?
To women, it's a verbal aphrodisiac! Fool.
Well clearly he's got some other tools he's using!
You're lucky. You can hear a sexy Irish accent anytime. Just shake your sleeping husband!
I don't hear it really...I'm so used to it. I know this sounds insane to you. But after a while, you just don't hear it anymore.
No, that doesn't sound insane. After a while, we all tune our husbands out. Hehehe.
Well his mumbling makes it easier, coupled with my deafness. We are such a fun pair. How is Paul Costa? And his Fall River accent?
Hahaha. He's fine. A pain in the arse, just like your husband---Hotty McAccent :)
How's George Clooney? Still riding him every day? LOL!
YES. I hate that MOFO!
Piece of shit in the basement! But I did tape George's face to it ;)
I take zumba class twice a week---dance to Latin music. It's like being at the Portuguese American club, w/o the moonshine.
ZUMBA! That's "cougar" exercise!
Moonshine! You are proud to be Portuguese...even though you're Irish. Hahahaha!
My results were that I am 100% Portuguese on the FB quiz! I told someone I am from the Lost Portuguese Island of Osmozia. They didn't get my joke.
Hehehehe. You are definitely Portuguese by osmosis, my friend.
I like to think so. So how about my kid and the Answer Me Jesus?
She is too funny. And she knows how to work it.
I may need to hide him before she starts telling them at CCD that we have one.
Yeah. Or smuggles him in for Show and Tell.
Well, it's bad enough that my car has an "EVE WAS FRAMED" bumper sticker on it.
Hahaha. That is funny!
Yes, we always park right near the door!
At church a couple of weeks ago, we had a freaky mean visiting priest. Not friendly AT ALL! I tried to make conversation with him. But, he was not having it. I told someone he was kind of mean to me and then I said, "Geez...You'd think I was shoving apples down all the men's throats."
Oh, Sally, that is a line for the ages! Can I steal it?
Steal it and work it, Sista!
Shoving Apples: One Man at a Time
Hehehe. I guess we should be happy that they made women out of one of Adam's ribs and not his balls.
Just like I say, "Be thankful the Shoebomber wasn't the Undiesbomber."
LOL. Judi & Sally: Hell Mates Forever
We should get tee shirts made up like that.
Yes we should!
Oh, and just so you know, I don't care if you blog about me. I notice a lot of people are like, "Don't blog about me." This is not a problem I have. LOL!
Uh-oh. Be very afraid!
Well, my dear, I need to get to sleep...UGH...Why wasn't I born rich instead of beautiful?
This plagues me, too. See you soon Hell Mate!
Later Hell Mate!
Sally & Judi....
Friends since high school....Hell Mates, forever.
Yeah. He's screwed.