Friday, December 11, 2009
Rat On Your Relatives And Win A Prize!
Happy Friday, friends! As you can can tell from the e-mail that George sent me above, he and I are really getting into the holiday spirit! Can you believe that Christmas is only two weeks away? Holy crap!
So yesterday, I told my friend Heather that one of my holiday plans is to publicly "out" anyone who gives me a shitty Christmas gift this year...right here on this blog. I'm hoping that this will deter people from giving me crap...like the time that I got a white, one-piece pajama jumpsuit thingy with a tomato sauce stain on the boob. Seriously, Snake Lady! You really couldn't put your meatball sandwich down while you were wrapping my gift, you whore?!
OK dudes! Now it's your turn. I want you to humor me. Tis the season for sharing, right? So, I want you to fess up and tell me:
What is the shittiest present you've ever received?
And because I am a giver, I'll be entering all commenters into a drawing (winners chosen scientifically at random) to win ONE OF THREE large Yankee Candle jars! WOW WEE!!! I love free stuff, don't you??
Please note that all three winners will be announced on Friday, January 1st! Why January 1st, you ask? Because that is the one year anniversary of this blog! OMG! Can you even believe that you've been listening to me ramble my ass off for a whole freakin year? Um...HELLO? You're still listening, right?
So get cracking, people! Spill those beans and win a prize!
(There's nothing like bribery to get people to talk....)