Hmmm...Where Is My Scale?
Happy Friday, my friends!
Today's post will be short and sweet because Sally is feeling a bit under the weather. I've taken to speaking about myself in the third person. Apparently, I'm sicker than I thought.
Anyway, I am feeling flu-ish. It came on SUDDENLY last night while I was watching an online webinar (for work) featuring live sinus surgery. At first, I thought the queasiness in my belly was a result of my witnessing so much gore (fugging-nasty- bloody-snot-fest). But, when I woke up this morning, I realized that I still felt like blowing gears (barfing) and my appetite was G-O-N-E. That's right, people. That means I was barely able to force down two saltines for breakfast.
Today, I've been blessed with a NASTY headache behind my eyeballs and a gnawing lower backache that makes me want to tear out my kidneys with my Rachael Ray Furi knife.
And to top it all off, I have the chills one minute and am sweating like a beast the next.
Whew! Good times!
But because I am an eternal optimist (WHAT? You don't believe me?), I've decided to look on the bright side.
I AM TOTALLY GUARANTEED A WEIGHT LOSS THIS WEEK.
I'll take that shrinking ass anyway I can get it.