Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Perfect Name For A Porn Star

Remember that blog post that I wrote about yucky last names? You know...the one where I said I would never marry a man named Mr. Ho because I wouldn't want to be Sally Ho?

If you've never read it before, click here. I'll wait until you catch up before I fill you in on the latest.

OK. So, yesterday at work, I got a call from a gentleman who wanted a quote for a job that we may potentially do for his company. I gave him our email address and told him to send me any blueprints/details that I would need to send him the most cost effective quote possible in the timeliest manner possible.

About ten minutes later, I received his email and upon opening it, I chuckled aloud like a teenage boy. Just call me Beavis. What would make me laugh my ass off like the unrefined fool that I am? Well, it's like this. The dude's last name was...Hold on. I think I need a DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!

OK....His last name was CREAMER.

Bahahahaha!

And that's not even the best part!

Because, his office? Um...well...it's located on....SOUTH WACKER DRIVE. For real, people!

Mr. Creamer from South Wacker Drive.

Ewwwwww!

As you can probably guess, I wouldn't marry him either.

5 comments:

Kyle Gershman said...

Holy lord...did he introduce his wife Ima?

Sally said...

Hahaha! Good one, Kyle! Uh-oh. We're starting to think alike!

Watching and Weighting said...

you need help !! :)

Bippy Mama said...

Well I have a CREAMER story too! A friend married into the name and her email reads "Screamer@aol.com"!

I also know a Hussey and a Hickey.

Hanlie said...

You and me both... That was hilarious!