In case you didn't already know this, I am a foodie.
I know, I know. Shocking, right?
And sometimes, I buy new food products just because I like their creative packaging. Technically, I guess that means that I'm easily swayed by the marketing dudes.
That being said, I'd like you to know that EVEN I---who have a love/hate relationship with food (too much love, not enough hate), have standards, PEOPLE.
That means if you're trying to sell me a food product, you'd better make it LOOK and SOUND awfully appealing. Not like these guys (had to be men)...who've got it ALL FLIPPING WRONG:
Cuz, in the grand scheme of things? There is no freakin way in Hell that I am buying this product because at first glance, it reminds me of men's' pee pees. And that is NOT the picture that my mind wants to conjure up when I'm trying to eat. Just saying....
And if you don't believe that this product is for real, I did the research for you because I am your friend and that's how I roll. So, go! And buy it here.
Place your order now! You'll have it in time for Mother's Day! Because nothing says I Love You, Mom more than a case of Ding Dong Soup (Seriously, marketing people?).