I'll take a weight loss anyway I can get it.
This week's gimmick?
I got my big Portuguese hair cut.
I have been blessed with some big ass hair.
Awhile back, my friend-Heather, and I, used to have BIG HAIR CONTESTS at work. We would flip our heads upside down and fluff our hair up, then flip our heads back.
I always won...hands down...because I looked like this:
I am not kidding.
Anywho, I know you're all dying to witness my new hairdo (It's what you live for, right?), so here it is, peeps...
This is my before picture, where I was rocking the "Portuguese Carol Brady" look:That's me on the left...with my big brother, Paul, and my sister, Natty---She's ten years older than me. That makes her FIFTY! HOLY CRAP!
And here I am now, after cutting five inches of my hair off, having it straightened, and letting my bangs grow out:
As you can see, I'm looking more and more like my real Mother everyday:
Oh, alright. She's not my real Mother. But, I like to pretend that she is when the OTHER ONE acts up.
Hey, whatever gets you through...right?