Last night, at about 9:30---I was at home, sitting at my computer (upstairs), quietly typing an essay about a book that I was asked to review (more about that later). Hubby was downstairs watching reruns of his favorite show, TWO and a half MEN, and I could hear him laughing hysterically.
All of a sudden, Hubby was at the foot of the stairs yelling up at me:
Hubby: Hey, Sal?
Hubby: Can you do me a favor?
Me: Yeah. What?
Hubby: Can you Google "Swampass" for me?
Me: Google WHAT?
Me: Swampass? WHAT THE HELL??
Hubby: On TWO and a half MEN! Charlie Harper has a rash down there. Jake and Alan just asked him if the rash has anything to do with swampass. I never heard that before. Can you look it up for me?
Me: Okay. Hold on....
So, I typed swampass into Google and was directed to the Urban Dictionary, where I found this:
Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. Other factors that add to the condition are not wiping properly and not showering daily.
e.g., I was standing behind Jordan and he smelled bad. I said wow! You have some bad swampass.
Me: That is disgusting! I'm up here trying to be all intellectual...and you're bothering me with this?
Hubby: WHAT? What is it?
Me: It's the smell that radiates from dudes who don't wash their wieners and asses!
Hubby: Ewwww...Nasty. (LONG PAUSE) Oh, well. I guess you learn something new everyday!
Me: Oh, jeez.
That's my husband...always looking on the positive side of things.
Personally, I think that sometimes, ignorance is bliss. Seriously.