Most women know how to dress to accentuate those parts of their bodies that they are at least fairly happy with. I am certainly no exception.
In my case, I am pretty happy with my eyes, my hair, my smile (four years of braces later) and my boobs. Hot damn, I've got some good boobage! See?
Hubby, Me, and Our Pals---Linda and Lou---Last Summer In Vegas
On the flip side, I am not so thrilled with my butt because...well...it needs to be smaller!
Now, don't get me wrong. I don't have a shelf ass or anything (you know...an ass SO BIG that you could rest a coffee cup on top of it). But, between my healthy Portuguese hips and my ample BOO-TAY, you could definitely say that I have some junk in my trunk.
But, you know what? I am clear on how I look and I accept it.
And I KNOW that I should not be walking around displaying my arse/hips in things like spandex leggings because...well...I OWN A FRIGGIN MIRROR and I have common sense!
And so, I am super careful about what I wear because I NEVER want to be featured in one of those junkyard dog Wal-Mart shopper emails! You know the ones, right? They feature pictures of wretchedly clad Wal-Mart shoppers wearing things like rainbow striped thongs over their biker shorts! Good Lord, people! Cover that shit up, will ya?!
Anywho, just because I KNOW not to accentuate my negatives, doesn't mean that all women are this well versed. Take this woman, for example:
She has chosen to tattoo and bring attention to her cankle. And? She even rolls up her pants to show it off to the world.
I don't know, people.
I mean...I don't have any tattoos. But, I have friends that do. And they have strategically placed them on areas of their bodies that they think are sexy like their shoulders, ankles, and lower backs.
But to tattoo and purposefully accentuate a cankle?
Call me crazy, dudes.
But, I'm thinking that THAT would be the equivalent of me walking around with my ass cheeks wrapped in rapidly blinking Christmas lights.
And we all know THAT wouldn't be pretty.