You know what I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE?
I love it when I am working the daily grind like an a-hole, and my friends are on vacation, and they send me shit like this:
Hello Sally! While you're back home being a chump, I'm looking at this view! Whatever, Whorey Von Whoreman... (AKA my friend Heather)
Hello Sally! While you're getting up at the asscrack of dawn to get ready for work, I am lounging here! Suck it, Douchenaya (AKA my friend Heather...AGAIN).
Look at me enjoying NOT ONE but TWO lovely beverages in Aruba while you are back home eating Hamburger Helper and drinking Kool Aid! Stick it, Strawberry Shortcake (AKA my friend Linda).
Here's looking at you! YUMMM! This EXPENSIVE wine, that I am enjoying in Aruba while you are BACK HOME drinking Riunite on ice, is fanfreakintastic! Up yours, Trophy Head (AKA my friend Lou).
I know, I know. I'm am quite the ray of sunshine today, aren't I?