Friday, June 11, 2010
Why Do People Suck?
It has come to my attention that some people (Oh, alright...ONE IDIOT) think that I overuse certain words. Apparently, this little ole habit of mine annoys them something fierce (Thank you for the ANONYMOUS email, Dumbass). Not that I really give a rat's hairy bumhole.
Anywho (Hehehe...Now I'm just being annoying because THAT'S one of the words!), a very lame DOUCHEBAG (That's one, too! You see where this is going, right?) thought it would be in my best interest to point out my vocabular over usage.
Awww, THANKS, DOUCHENUGGET (Yep...That's another one!)! I love it when my one of my PEEPS (Ditto for PEEPS!) has got my back!
And for the record? These are the other contenders:
*Dude: Seriously, Dude?
*Friggin: Friggin seriously, Dude?
Listen, Ass For Brains (Ooooh! That's a new one!), I write here for fun. I write about my life and my experiences...MY WAY! I am extremely grateful to all of those people who stop by to read what I have to say (I LOVE YOU GUYS! FRIGGIN SERIOUSLY! Hehehe...).
However, if you are NOT one of those people who enjoys my personality, THAT'S OK. This is America. You have choices. And I am so cool with choices.
But, do me a friggin favor. Don't be a DOUCHE about it. Keep your lame-ass, illiterate emails to yourself.
Don't get me wrong, my friends. I love emails from the nice people! And I answer every one.
But I am not cool with miserable people who try to suck the life out of me.
ADDENDUM: For the record, I've noticed that with my friends, I use the word WHORE an awful lot, too. I don't know why, really, because I don't mean it in a derogatory way. My friend Heather and I seem to think that it's because WHORE has suddenly become the new SON OF A B*TCH....As in, "DAMN IT! I JUST SCUFFED MY NEW SHOES! WHORE!"
Expect to see it here more often.
You've been warned.
Have a great weekend, PEEPS!