Tuesday, July 20, 2010
A Correlation Between Losing Weight AND Violent Behavior?
It's 8 o'clock in the morning. I'm already at work. And I'm getting ready.
Ready for what, you're wondering?
I'm getting ready to go to my Weight Watchers meeting / weigh-in.
And let me just tell you this....
I have been a really good girl. I have begrudgingly dragged my ass out of bed WAY TOO EARLY on these HOT freakin mornings to exercise (It sucks. I hate it!). I've made excellent food choices. And I've been following "the rules."
*****I INTERRUPT THIS BLOG POST TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO MY MOTHER AND MY HUSBAND...BOTH OF WHOM, ON SUNDAY, ENJOYED BIG, FAT, JUICY, BACON CHEESEBURGERS WITH ONION STRAWS AND SWEET POTATO FRIES WHILE I ATE A GRILLED CHICKEN SALAD, DRESSING ON THE SIDE. I LOVE THEM. THEY ARE SO EFFIN PRECIOUS.*****
Now, back to our regularly scheduled blog post...
Yeah. Okay. So, like I was saying...I'm leaving now for Weight Watchers now and let me just say this:
If that muthafuggin scale does not produce a good number for me? You'd better watch the news tonight, Dudes. Cuz y'all are gonna hear about the WORLD'S FIRST PORTUGUESE NINJA who went ballistic at a local WW center and started maiming people with 2-point snack bars. Fo shizzle.