Who? Me & Hubs
What? A conversation.
When? Yesterday @ 6:30PM
Where? A local pizza joint.
Why? Because HE STARTED IT.
The Scene: Sally (Yeah. That's me.) was enjoying her dinner, when she noticed that her husband kept staring at the wall above her head. Finally, she said:
Sally: What are you looking at?
Hubs: A work of art! Turn around and look at that thing!
So, she turned around, saw this, and made her famous WTF? face....
Hubs: *excitedly* Do you know what that is?
Hubs: YOU DO?!
Sally: Yep. It's a FUGGIN UGLY clock.
Sally: I take that back. Actually, it's the FUGLIEST clock I have ever seen.
Hubs: No it's not! THAT is a wooden replica of a Harley Davidson blockhead motor!
Sally: Big whoop.
Hubs: Do you know how much work went into making that?!
Sally: Big whoop squared.
Hubs: Sal! Seriously! That is amazing craftsmanship! I can't even imagine how many hours it took to make that!
Sally: FUGLY, FUGLY, FUGLY.
Hubs: OH MY GOD! It's for sale!
Sally: *oozing sarcasm* Thank you, Jesus! It's our lucky day!
Hubs: I'm going to climb up on a chair and read the price tag.
So, he did....
Sally: AAAHHHHH! SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS?! Tell me! WHAT LOON would pay SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THAT NASTY ASS THING?!
Hubs: *pondering* I don't know...I guess...maybe...someone who really loves Harleys?
Sally: Yeah. Either that, or maybe someone who takes HIS half of a divorce settlement and buys HIS newly homeless ass a double wide trailer in which to hang it in.