I got an email from a blog reader asking me where the marble penis picture from this post went.
Apparently, while I THOUGHT that it was a lovely display of marble phallicism, the Big Cheeses of the blogosphere did not. AND? I was censored...son-of-a-b*tch.
Yeah, they pretty much told me that I am a detriment to society, Bill O'Reilly thinks I will burn in Hell, and my blog is bordering on pornographic (Well, not in so many words, BUT I KNOW THAT'S WHAT THEY MEANT!!)
Dudes! On top of everything else that I am, now I'm also a porn queen!
I'd better get myself to a church....ASAP!
Anywho, like I told the blog reader who was looking for the now MIA peenie picture, if you'd like a copy of it...you know...to use as your computer desktop or screen saver, send me an email (You'll find my email address on my blogger profile).
And do me a favor. In the subject line, type: SEND ME THE WEENIES
That way, I'll know that you're one of my peeps, and not just some Internet perv who's trying to send me SPAM in the form of erectile dysfunction literature.