This morning, I called one of my customers to discuss a minor problem with a job that I'm doing for him.
(FYI---If you're new here, Hubby and I own a reputable company together. Just wanted to clarify that because talking about my "customer" might give you the idea that I'm a hooker or something.)
So, this customer of mine?
Yeah, he thinks my name is Sue. I have no fuggin idea why.
And every time I call him, I say, "Hi Larry. This is Sally Costa." And he says, "WHO?" And then, he ends up calling me SUE for the duration of the conversation (Is he deaf? Is he dumb? I DON'T FREAKIN KNOW!).
He does this even when HE calls ME...ALWAYS asks for FRIGGIN SUE.
So this morning, I call him, right? And this is what he says...
Me: Good morning, Larry! This is Sally Costa from XYZ Company. How are you?
Larry: I'm good.
Me: Great, great. So, Larry--I have a question about a print that you sent me.
Larry: Who is this again?
Me: SALLY...From XYZ Company.
Larry: Ohhhh. *PAUSE* Can I talk to SUE? SHE'S MY FAVORITE!
Apparently, even when I'm only competing with MYSELF, I still lose. FML.