Lou called me and asked...
Lou: Hey? What are you doing on September 30Th?
Me: Um. Working.
Lou: I KNOW THAT. What are you doing at night?
Me: How the hell do I know? I don't even know what I'm having for lunch TODAY.
Lou: Well, listen. Linda wants to go see some INSPIRATIONAL LADY in Providence. You wanna go?
Me: Uh. I guess so.
Lou: Good! I'll order the tickets! What we'll do is, YOU AND LINDA will go and see the lady. PAUL AND I will hang out and have drinks somewhere nearby.
Me: OH! I get it now, you little bastard! You DON'T WANT TO sit through the "inspirational lady" because you think SHE'S GOING TO SUCK! You're using me to take your place, thereby keeping your wife happy! You're such a SMOOTH OPERATOR.
Lou: You got it!
Me: Cool. I'm in. Maybe I'll learn something. So.....Who is this LADY that we're going to see?
Lou: I don't know what the hell her name is. Let me think...wait a minute. Linda was talking about her last night...Um...OH, YEAH. Her name is ANGELA MAYALOU.
Lou: ANGELA MAYALOU!
Lou: What's so freaking funny?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA! I think you mean MAYA ANGELOU! HAHAHAHAHA!
Lou: *PAUSE* You're going to blog about this, aren't you?
Me: Damn straight, chump.
Lou: I'm calling my lawyer.
Me: HAHAHAHA! Whatever, dude....