Happy Friday, Peeps!
It's time to announce the winners of my great skin giveaway! But, before I do, I'd like to tell you two things.
First, to choose the winners at random, all comments on the original giveaway post were numbered in order in which they were posted (from 1-52). Then, a random number generator was used to pick the five winning numbers.
So, I didn't play favorites, y'all.
Because if I did? I WOULD'VE BEEN THE WINNER OF ALL FIVE GIFT BAGS.
No matter what, YOU'RE ALL WINNERS TO ME (except for the guy with the wrinkly ball sack)!
And if I had Oprah's money? I would TOTALLY buy you all new cars AND pay John Travolta to fly all of our happy asses to Australia for ten days.
I guess you'll just have to settle for my friendship.
I know. Big letdown. Sorry.
Anywho, let's get this show on the road!
The winners of the "Great Skin Giveaway" are...DRUM ROLL PLEASE (or not...whatever)....
*Commenter #8, Kendra B, who said:
I stay up late at night laughing over your posts.
Lack of sleep + laugh lines = you OWE me, Sally.
*Commenter #15, Kathy, who said:
I have been looking old and tired and would love to look as young and beautiful as you are Sally. Please pick this old whore as your winner.
*Commenter #31, Melissa, who said:
What a fabulous giveaway! I love your blog and would love to win these Eucerin products to help me look as fabulous as you. You're vibrant, youthful and beautiful!!!!
Hope I Win!!!!
*Commenter #34, Judyqofk, who said:
Sally I want to be nubile and gorgeous just like YOU!!! I also want to be funny and ballsy like you - will these products help me with that goal? I sure hope so and that your RNG picke ME!
*Commenter #47, Ana, who said:
Sally, I would LOVE to win! But, even if I don't, I'll still love you anyway.
To the winners: Please send me an email containing your full names and shipping addresses (no p.o. boxes please) to firstname.lastname@example.org. The sooner I receive your contact information, the sooner you'll be able to lube up that NASTY, DRY skin of yours!
To the losers: Life isn't always fair. Suck it up.
Thanks for playing, everybody!
And have a great weekend!