Friday, September 24, 2010

You Win Some, You Lose Some. Get Used To It.

Happy Friday, Peeps!

It's time to announce the winners of my great skin giveaway! But, before I do, I'd like to tell you two things.

First, to choose the winners at random, all comments on the original giveaway post were numbered in order in which they were posted (from 1-52). Then, a random number generator was used to pick the five winning numbers.

So, I didn't play favorites, y'all.


And second?

No matter what, YOU'RE ALL WINNERS TO ME (except for the guy with the wrinkly ball sack)!

And if I had Oprah's money? I would TOTALLY buy you all new cars AND pay John Travolta to fly all of our happy asses to Australia for ten days.

But, alas...I.AM.POOR.

I guess you'll just have to settle for my friendship.

I know. Big letdown. Sorry.

Anywho, let's get this show on the road!

The winners of the "Great Skin Giveaway" are...DRUM ROLL PLEASE (or not...whatever)....

*Commenter #8, Kendra B, who said:
I stay up late at night laughing over your posts.
Lack of sleep + laugh lines = you OWE me, Sally.

*Commenter #15, Kathy, who said:
Hi Sally,
I have been looking old and tired and would love to look as young and beautiful as you are Sally. Please pick this old whore as your winner.

*Commenter #31, Melissa, who said:
What a fabulous giveaway! I love your blog and would love to win these Eucerin products to help me look as fabulous as you. You're vibrant, youthful and beautiful!!!!
Hope I Win!!!!

*Commenter #34, Judyqofk, who said:
Sally I want to be nubile and gorgeous just like YOU!!! I also want to be funny and ballsy like you - will these products help me with that goal? I sure hope so and that your RNG picke ME!

*Commenter #47, Ana, who said:
Sally, I would LOVE to win! But, even if I don't, I'll still love you anyway.
Ana :)

Congratulations, ladies!

To the winners: Please send me an email containing your full names and shipping addresses (no p.o. boxes please) to The sooner I receive your contact information, the sooner you'll be able to lube up that NASTY, DRY skin of yours!

To the losers: Life isn't always fair. Suck it up.

Thanks for playing, everybody!

And have a great weekend!


miss lady*cakes said...

"Commenter #8": My new favorite alias.

Thanks Sally!


Melissa said...

Yippee! I'm commenter #31!!!!!! I will be able to be as fabulous as you!!!!!

Thanks So Much!

Debby said...

Well shit. I see I should've checked the date on the darn giveaway post! I'm a bit behind in blog reading....heavy sigh...I so wanted to win.

Sucking it up now.

Unseelie said...

OMG I love your commenters!
And your blog content, of course.
Of Course!!! <3

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for picking me your commenter #15. I can't wait to try all the products.

Mishy said...

well ain't that a big bunch of crap!