Hello, Peeps! Long time, no blog! Right?!
I know. Blame my real job. It's cramping my style. I need to get a friggin union in there.
Anywho, I'm baaaaack!
And I want tell you about what a freakin rocket scientist I am.
I spent part of my weekend cleaning and organizing at home. One of the areas that need special attention, was my closet. So, I decided to sort through my clothing and get rid of crap that I didn't like, didn't wear, or made me look like a hooker.
When I was done, I dusted the shelves, organized the shoes, vacuumed the carpet, and put this handy dandy, brand new air freshener in there to make my closet smell nice:
Cinnamon Sugar Air Freshener From Yankee Candle:
Only one problem.
Usually, when I wake up in the morning, I am famished (like TODAY).
So, when I walked into the closet this morning to get my slippers, the cinnamon sugar air freshener filled the air with the aroma of freshly baked cinnamon buns.
Dudes! Immediately, I started thinking, "Oh.My.God! I MUST have a cinnamon bun for breakfast! Where the hell can I get one on my way to work?!"
And I stood there for a few seconds, taking in the scent, while seriously analyzing my course of action.
Reality smacked me square on my ample ass, when I glanced to the left and contemplated this section of my closet:
Dudes? These are the articles of clothing that I love, but can not fit into unless I butter myself before getting dressed, like a Thanksgiving Day turkey.
Pass me the friggin oatmeal, damn it.