I consider myself a pretty smart person. Yet, right at this moment? I am stumped.
I'm in my new office and I'm trying to act all independent and shit by putting a small piece of IKEA furniture together by myself. But, I don't understand a portion of the directions.
Clearly, the IKEA-INS are trying to tell me that I should NEVER, under any circumstances, do this:
(Am I the only one who doesn't know WTF this means?)
Um. Excuse me, IKEA people, BUT, just for the record?
All I ever wanted from you was a cute, affordable (but stylish), little table that I could display some magazines on.
It was NEVER my intention to dry hump said table--with my hands behind my back--until it crumbled into pieces.
Y'all are some freaky ass people.