Yesterday's telephone conversation with my friend, Rosemary:
Rosemary: Hi Honey! How are you?
Me: I'm great! How are you?
Rosemary: Fine. I was just calling to find out how your sister's doing.
Me: She's doing much better. She's been fitted for a back brace and MIGHT NOT need surgery after all. Fingers crossed!
Rosemary: Now, is THIS the sister that used to BLOW IN YOUR EYES to make you to go to sleep at night?
Me: No. THIS is the sister who cut all of my Barbie's hair off and made her look like Billy Idol.
Rosemary: Hmmmm...You have interesting sisters.
Me: Yeah. And I never told you about the one who used to eat dirt.
Rosemary: OH, DEAR GOD.