Ho! Ho! Ho!
In betwixt all of the hustle and bustle of this holiday season, I just wanted to pop in for a sec to wish you all a very Merry Christmas!!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, folks. I am so grateful that you take time out of your busy schedules to stop by and read what I have to say. Because, without you? I would be talking out my ass. And that would just suck.
Anywho, before I go, I just wanted to show you this CUSTOM Christmas card that I sent to that bastard, Lou and his wife, Linda:
If anything suspicious happens to me? Please submit it as EVIDENCE.
I love you peeps more than George Clooney! (Um...not really...I'm just trying to make you feel good in case you bought me something awesome for Christmas. I know what side my bread is buttered on.)