Happy New Year, My Friends!!!!!!!
You are NEVER going to guess where I'm going today!
I, along with many of my fellow chunky butts, am going to Weight Watchers! HOLLA!!!
I know. I am such a freakin cliche.
So, yesterday, I was out car shopping with the hubby because my car, Ina, is shitting the bed. Yes. My car is named after the Barefoot Contessa. And NO. I do not need therapy.
Ina is a ten year old Lexus GS300 and she has TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY-FOUR THOUSAND MILES! Can you even believe that shit?
Anywho, yesterday, Hubs and I took a brief break from car shopping because I was feeling like I wanted to stab the car salesman and I didn't want to disappoint my Mother by making her have to visit me in jail on the second day of the year.
So, we took a brief sanity break and went into this all you can eat chicken restaurant to have lunch. That's where we walked past a cheesy gift shop and saw this:
Immediately I thought...WHAT THE F*&% HAPPENED, INDEED!
So, hi-ho hi-ho, it's back to Weight Watchers I go. Bleh.....
I KNOW that abundance is a wonderful thing.
But, how many effin chins do I really need? Damn it.