Last night, it snowed here.
And as of right now, I haven't seen the sun in I don't know how freakin long.
The sky is white. The ground is white. It's been sooo cold here for sooo long, I think I am beginning to snap.
As a matter of fact, this morning? All I could think to post as my Facebook status was this:
Sally Araujo Costa: Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.
Because apparently? All of this sucktastic snowfall is turning me into Danny Torrance from The Shining.
Don't get too close, people.
I'm a feeling like I seriously need to start b*tchslapping people....especially Mother Nature, that whore.
Anyway, for those of you who live in a nice, warm, snow free part of the world (BITE ME), I thought I would share some current photos of what my yard looks like. Put your Speedo on and pull up a chair.
My Side Yard:
My Front Yard:
There is a light at the end of my tunnel, though. I'm going on vacation in a few months to a tropical island. And I am sooooooooo flippin excited. As a matter of fact, last night? I was so excited thinking about my trip, that I posted this as my Facebook status:
Sally Araujo Costa: I see rum cake (sorry Amy Jones), frozen daiquiris, and beautiful beaches in my future :)
NOT EVEN ONE FRIGGIN MINUTE LATER, MY TRAINER, RESPONDED TO MY FB POST WITH THIS:
Amy Jones: I see bruises, ibuprofen, and ice packs in your life!
My next workout with her is tonight at 4:30.