Monday, January 17, 2011

Even Bimbos Need To Shop

I went to the mall on this frigidly, cold morning (It's 22 degrees here!) to return a present. While I was there, I discovered two things.

One?

If you wait long enough, JUSTICE WILL PREVAIL. I present to you, my dear friends:

MAN SPANX (Suck it in, Fellas!)


And two?

When I wasn't paying attention, SLUTS R' US came town:





Call me old fashioned, but, I prefer my lady parts sans frostbite. Just sayin...

2 comments:

Rob Dyess said...

Man Spanx!!!! Man Spanx!!! Actually, I thought that those had been around for a while.

Won't catch me in 'em though!!

Thanks for the "Sluts R Us" visuals!!

WeighDownSouth.com

Christine said...

ahh too long for a shirt, too short for a dress...and what is with all the asymetry. eck. You want to see a real ho down..go to luxe in the mall. I took my 9 year old into the store and we are looking at hooker clothes. no joke. I am not talking those fine articles of clothing you have pictured above..I am talking hot pink halter dresses with side ruching, metal studs, and a hail and farewell front bend away from being considered indecent exposure. My nine year old looks around and whispers "mom, I think these are (spelling) h.o.o.k.e.r dresses."
I say "I think you are right dear."
She says..."why are they selling them." I say "everybody has to buy clothes somewhere."
Parenting moment on the year.
lol.