Have you ever heard someone say that the best way to view the world is through the eyes of a child?
At least in this case? I sure hope not.
Last week, I spent some time with an ADORABLE five year old girl. We danced to Lady Gaga tunes. We had a fun dinner together. We went to an arcade. And? We drew pictures of each other.
By the way, let me preface the next part of my story by saying that I thought I looked pretty freakin cute that day. But apparently? I'm living in denial, y'all. Because kids ARE REAL....and VERY TRUTHFUL...and THAT means that according to this picture?
My ass is waaayyyy bigger than I thought.
Oh, yeah...AND those pants I was wearing?
Apparently, they made me look like I had a wiener.
I think I need a stylist, y'all.