Today, at work....
Delivery Man: Wow! Don't you look really nice today?!
Me: Oh...Um...Thanks.
Delivery Man: Yeah. That's a nice outfit!
Me: (a little creeped out) Thank you.
Delivery Man leaves.
Me: (to Hubby) Did you hear that guy? He said I look really nice today.
Hubby: Oh, yeah?
Me: Yeah. But he said it in a creepy, pervy kind of way.
Hubby: (not really paying attention) Hmmmm.
Me: By the way, that's the same guy who asked me how long you and I have been married.
Hubby: (still not paying much attention) Oh, yeah?
Me: Yep. And that same day? He asked me if I was happy.
Hubby: No kidding?
Me: Yep. Are you jealous?
Hubby: Nope.
Me: Not even a little?
Hubby: Nope.
Me: Why not?
Hubby: Because he can't afford you.
Me: Good point, Dude.
1 comment:
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