This is how ridiculously obsessed with chocolate that I am.
Last week, I went to Lou's house to help him with some computer issue that he was having. While I was sitting at his desk, I looked down at his mouse pad and said, "Ooooh! What a great mouse pad! Chocolate mousse and a cookie! YUM!"
Lou looked at me like I was batsh*t crazy. He was all, "What the Hell are you talking about?"
I replied, "Duh? Hello? I'm taking about the picture on your mouse pad. Mmmm....It looks yummy!"
He responded, "DUH! HELLO?! That's not a picture of chocolate mousse and a cookie! It's a picture of SAND and a ROCK!"
CRAP. I guess it is...
Look for me on the next episode of INTERVENTION, y'all.