My husband's aunt is a Weight Watchers Leader (and she's AWESOME!). Almost every Tuesday morning, I go to her meeting because (A) she motivates me and (B) I really like the people in that class. They are so freakin funny.
This morning, I was running a little late. By the time I got there, the meeting was already in full force. I didn't want to interrupt anyone, so I decided to weigh-in and leave.
As I was approaching the WW center, I noticed a sign, suspiciously placed a few feet from the WW center's door. Hmmmmm, I thought. That WASN'T there last week. I have an uneasy feeling about this.
And then? When I got right in front of said sign? Dudes! You are NOT even going to believe it! THIS is what I saw:
WHAT THE WHAT?
Can you believe that sh*t?!
A new "chocolate" shop opened up in the same plaza as WW and someone who works there made the executive decision to advertise their chocolaty wares right in front of Weight Watchers!
And to make matters worse?
The damn chocolate shop in question isn't even RIGHT NEAR Weight Watchers! It's actually all the way on the other side of a large anchor store! See?
It's like the Evil Chocolate People are saying, "Let's make some big moolah by tempting the chubby people! They have no will power or self control! We'll be rich!"
I am not impressed, Chocolate People. NOT.IMPRESSED.AT.ALL.
As a matter? To the jackass who's directly responsible for putting that sign in that very intentional location? May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch and may your arms be too short to scratch!
Um...I might be a chocoholic. Can you tell?