You ever have one of those days when you reevaluate some of your relationships? Yeah. Me, too. Like yesterday, when I got these responses on my Facebook page, after posting that I was meeting my friend, Deb, for dinner....
Sally Araujo Costa: Out for a "very healthy" dinner with Deborah D! *snicker*
Jennifer C: Liar...
Marc D: I'll be at home...writing my national column...have fun...bitches.
Heather L: What he said...except I won't be writing my national column...bitches!
Theo S: Ya...eat dessert, too...bitches...lol
Jennifer C: Yeah, get fat, bitches!
Heather L: Oh, SNAP! Lol
Sally Araujo Costa: Bite me, you assclowns.
Ladies and gentlemen? It's not what you think. You see...THESE? These are my peeps.
I get them and they get me.
Clearly, I need to work on raising my standards a little.