Thursday, November 10, 2011

A Day In The Life

A True Story


Me.

Hubby.

Lunch at a local restaurant.

Man walks in.

Man orders takeout.

Sudden, lingering funk in the room.

Ponder the funk.

Dry heave.

Look to the right.

Determine the culprit.




Shit happens. 

To us. 

All the feckin time. 

The End.

5 comments:

Amanda said...

GACK!! Yeah, I'd lose my appetite too. Sheesh.

The Path Traveled said...

I'm sorry, "BUTT" I cant stop laughing...

Hanlie said...

Nooooo!

kindred spirit said...

SHUT-UP!!!! NO WAAAYYYY!!!!???

laughing out loud...all day long!

Three Hundred Sixty Five said...

OMG, the same thing happened to me at a local chain restaurant...it was both sad and disgusting at the same time.
Amanda is right: GACK!!