In my constant quest for an incredibly shrinking ass, I often peruse the grocery store looking for new foods that are both healthy and tasty. I'm a pretty adventurous eater and will try almost anything once, especially if it comes highly recommended by an outside party--whom I trust to have good judgement in the culinary realm. We foodies stick together.
Because of my adventurous nature, I have been known to eat stuff that other people might find repulsive. For example? I love sushi...and I don't mean the typical cooked stuff. No sirree. That shit is for amateurs. I love anything made with raw tuna, salmon, fish roe, eel, octopus, etc...The funkier, the better.
I also eat raw oysters / little neck clams, brussels sprouts, periwinkles, spinach, salt pork, boiled dinners, and liver...by choice, y'all. I credit my Mama for turning me into an adventurous eater because when I was a kid? No foods were off limits.
That being said, yesterday, when I was at the grocery store picking up a few things before heading home? I saw this on a shelf in the canned goods aisle:
I immediately thought three things.
(A) Holy Niblets on a shelf! WTF is that?!
(B) Canned wiener ain't cheap ($5.49)!
And (C) I am a foodie, but I will NEVER be that adventurous.
Even I have limits, y'all.