It's 3:00pm on Tuesday, January 1, 2013 and I've already dropped several F-Bombs. GO ME in two-oh-one-three!
AND THAT'S why I never make New Year's resolutions, y'all. While everybody around me is all, "The new year is upon me and I have resolved to be a better person. I will embrace positivity. I will be nicer. I will focus on changing my behavior. I will stop eating chocolate (KILL ME). I will embrace others and blah, blah, freakin blah....," I'm just shaking my head thinking, Good Lord, people. That's a lot of fuggin pressure! I mean, honestly.....
Sometimes, I swear.
Sometimes, I'm sarcastic.
Sometimes, I want to punch people in the neck.
Sometimes, I EAT COOKIES.
Sometimes, when the phone rings, I look at the caller ID and pretend I'm not home.
Sometimes, I beat myself up over my appearance and lack of motivation.
Sometimes, I feel guilty.
Sometimes, I'd rather be with my friends than with some of my family.
Sometimes, I question every choice I've ever made.
Sometimes, I want to run away.
On the flip side?
I love to laugh....A LOT.
I have a twisted sense of humor and friends who "get" me. I love them!
I'm empathetic and I "ugly cry" often.
Sometimes, I eat healthy! AND EXERCISE!
I'm a good friend.
I am an AWESOME wife to an amazing husband! Right, PC?!
Ditto on being an AWESOME daughter, sister, aunt, etc...
Many times, I am strong.
Most times, I accept myself.
Everyday, I am grateful.
But, you know what else?
I am still the same person today that I was yesterday and will be tomorrow. Sorry for your disappointment, folks (Not, really). But, there will be no New Year's revelations on this channel (You have Oprah for that).
On a lighter note, today is the 4th anniversary of my blog. Holy crap! I can not believe how time flies sometimes...especially since reaching my 40's (FYI...Middle age sucks donkey balls).
To celebrate my Blogiversary (and the New Year, I suppose), I'm going to give away something that I customized myself and gave to my friend Julia for Christmas. Check it:
Who doesn't want a sharp object with their name on it, y'all? To win one of THREE of these sharp-ass cooking/chopping (*not for stabbing) knives (color may vary), just leave me a comment on this blog telling me what one of your New Year's resolutions is. Or, if you're like me and you have none, tell me so. Also, you could use the comment forum to tell me that you love me and wish I was your BFF. That works, too. I'm flexible. Please note that three winners will be chosen at random (using a counter) one week from today, on January 8th.
Happy Anniversary to Mais Fica! Here's to many, many more years of me corrupting you.
Happy New Year, Bitches!